Mix the following in a bowl:
- 1/2 cup of cottage cheese (Use lowfat, if not full-fat for this mix. The fat-free kind doesn't pull its weight here.)
- 1 cup of salsa (Garlic-roasted Green Mountain Gringo is my personal favorite jar salsa.)
Turn down the lights. (The dip looks vaguely regurgitated, but trust me, the flavor is worth it.)
Eat with salty tortilla chips.