Friday, November 09, 2007

Overheard at Rodeo Bar in Manhattan

Drunk suit: Where's the urinal?

Southern belle:
Honey, this is the girl's bathroom.

Drunk:
But... where's the ... (staggers)

Belle:
Hon, this is the cowgirls' room. The cowboys' room is out there.

Drunk:
(sways dangerously and stares at the sink)

Belle:
Out there. Get out. Cowboys over there!

(Drunk fumbles out the door, past the men's room and up the stairs.)

Belle: Y'all weren't kidding about those margaritas. Dang!

3 comments:

Brandi said...

hahahaha. i almost punched that dude.

Mary B. said...

For a moment there, I think everyone was sure he was going to pee in the sink!! :D

Jorn said...

You should submit this to OverheardInNewYork!