Drunk suit: Where's the urinal?
Southern belle: Honey, this is the girl's bathroom.
Drunk: But... where's the ... (staggers)
Belle: Hon, this is the cowgirls' room. The cowboys' room is out there.
Drunk: (sways dangerously and stares at the sink)
Belle: Out there. Get out. Cowboys over there!
(Drunk fumbles out the door, past the men's room and up the stairs.)
Belle: Y'all weren't kidding about those margaritas. Dang!