you have to adapt to certain situations in this city. my friend kevin lives in harlem, and my abode remains in brooklyn. so when my eyebrows grew bushy right before a fancy formal, we met in the middle on a secluded bench outside an eileen fisher store in the time warner building. as thirtysomethings bought scarves at banana republic across the hall, we sat there and had our own little tweezing session. it was lovely.
and in case you're morbidly curious, ahem keith b., my new and improved eyebrows can be seen in my picture folder here on myspace.